We think that we’ve found confirmation of a secret trade deal. Yes, the U.S. apparently has bought an enormous supply of camouflaged North Korean military tents that are now being sold very cheaply to campers and hunters here.


To be sure, the tents do have a slight defect: they’re radioactive and glow, which can overwhelm the camouflage and make sleeping in the woods difficult. However, buyers are being urged to think positively – radioactivity is an excellent bear and insect repellent and the tents contain a handy arrow that indicates where to look for North Korean missiles. (Brooklin, Maine)