There are rumors that we’ve been visited by a huge, alien parasites that eat everything before them – from dandelions to propane tanks. When Washington was called, no one could agree on what these creatures might be or what to do about them. We were told that it might be Democratic fake news, Republican looters or the ever-vengeful Iranians.
On the other hand, based on what I’ve seen (shown here), perhaps the rumors are only about WoodenBoat School Alumni campers and their good equipment. The investigation still is pending. (Images taken in Brooklin, Maine, on May 20, 2026.)